The night of invasion...yahhhh

Tonight i was on my PC...YAh...my pc is a robot..not from the future...don't know...but i was on it...and i saw something on my yard...Quietly i went there to see what was going on yah...and i saw a very big hole with light in zee sky...i Tought...yeahhh robots from zee future...i got all my guns and bombs and detonator and stuff to explode and things and yahhh...then i kept waiting for them to come...i was prepared to DESTROY thEM ALLL YAHHH..with all my GUn Powerzzz....then from that strange hole, 3 little girls appeared..." yah...little robot girls from zee future", i tought....they approached and they said to me..." We are lost...we were kidnapted and we were dumped in here"...and i said " I'm No Fool YAH..you aRe Nasty Robots From zee future...and i shall kill you yahhh".....and they said " NOOOO..we are humans,from the present"...and i Grabed my gun and said " hasta la Vista Little innocent Robot girls"...And then i was shooting and laughing with an ironic laugh and the robots started running and saying " He is crazy..he wants to kill us "...and i was saying " YAhhh..u do not fool me RObots...Yahhh...i am Raulmon 5000 and my mission is to protect earth from evil nasty little innocent robot girls from zee FUture....YAHHH"....and they escaped to the hole....and i am thinking now...." SOMEDAY....SOMEDAy....i SHAll kill you all yah....u shall not escape to me...a sausage with Huge muscles and Huge Sharp german sheperd teeth YAHhh.." .... i gotta find a passage to the Future...to go search for them...they think ME ARE FOOl...but ME NOT FOOl...me A SAusage...a big StronG SAUSAGEEEEEE.....YAH!!!! See yah

Welcome to the hiper-mega-super-somethingcool-blog5000 from the future..

Today i discovered a secret blog with a secret passage to the future...i believe i can kill all the menaces that come from the other world...yahhh...the sausages have great strenght..i like to think i'm a sausage...with huge, sharp, german sheperd teeth...yahhh...so....i guess i'll go to the future to kill some nasty bad guys..Are they guyS???or are they ROBOTSSS...i guess they must be robots who bleed yah...i am Raulmon...5000...or 3000...i don't really know...but it's fine...cause i also like to believe that i'm the Savior of zee World...yah...SAUSAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS.....me kill robots..bad robots..me kill yah!!!! SEE YAHHHH....